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LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER....

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Action Shot

Rotor test

Ventura Highway 2010

NC memory

Calicruisers do Skaggs

Turf and Surf

Portland Nov 2009

Roger

Army size spaghetti

New Jersey Dec 2009

Food Network called

Food Colage

New Camera test 2009

5 ingredients

Vince golf shot

Sunset 2009

New Glowing Suit

Chicken Soup

Convict ride 2009

Nuggets

Steve

Breakfast Cassarole

Yosemite

Verona Dad Cup

Sunset Feb2009

Corndog

Emily's Garden

Wild Kingdom Golf

Purple Pork Chops

Ckicken Cordon

Sarah Gift basket

overnighter

Angry Boots

Thanksgiving 2008

Skillit

Chain Gang

Scallops 2008

Mammoth 2008

Iron Chef 2008

No pie ride 2008

Salmon anyone?

Salad 2008

Sonny Busa shot

C-17 in reverse

Afrika Hot

Watsonville 2008

SF Ride 2008

Car plate

Good Hair Day 2008

Dinner anyone?

Chopper Dave

Alameda Car Show 2008

Susanville 2008

sunset

Michele

survivor

Work pics

The Forecast

pumkins

Ohlins Day

Solvang

Turkey

Berry's Essa

Xmas party

scooter show

starbucks

pre Christmas ride

New Years Ride

verona shirt

driving range rats

Frozen Sunday

image tester #2

test #2

A and E week 2008

Blackhawk Down

Super Sunday

Los Banos or bust

snow day

new career

vacation hams

No Ich Today

Snorin in Sonora

broken

Driving Video 2008

My squeeze

Skallywags?

Mission Impossible

Portland Weekend

Windy City

Orange luck?

test video

Iron Ass

Gold Beach 2008

Memorial Day Field Trip

studmuffin

FZ1 Day

Lee Day

N.J. Graduation Week

Beach stuff

Big 5-0 today

Skaggly

7-7-07 Weekend

50K ride

Ike's bikes

VFR2BUSA

Break in ride

SBR A's game

Sat morning walk

Busa update

Labor Day 2007

Vandenburg A.F.B.

Mines Rd Adventure

Sac train ride

testerswars

A's game April 08

Tahoe Heat Wave

PG&E Bill

Busa Shot

Tommy Goat Ride

Ridgecrest

New Tires 2008

Atascadero

Firestorm

Lindsay Day

Carmel By The Sea

Scooter Show 2007

EastBay to Skaggs 12-9-07

PrePre X-mas 07

Busa Down

Bridge Shot

Near Miss in Monterey.

4 Peaks

A and E Birthday Video

SF 1-06-08

Aaron's ride

Santa Barbara 2008

Portland 2008

Bacon Run 2008

San Diego Mar 2008

 

     As a resident of the East Bay most of my life I have traveled 880 north and south about 8543 times and have seen everything from crazy drivers, to CHP, to Big Rigs and alot of miles of fun and alot of miles of terror. Most of my miles were on the VFR. Now I have the Busa. The commuter lane is the best thing to happen but sometimes that is not enough to keep the speeds up to where they need to be.

   Then I became a JEDI. Suddenly everything looked Zen like. I didn't fear anything. "Trust the Force" my trainer said. Wave at the cars that are stuck in traffic. Lane splitting became a lesson in smooth. Be stealthy and go swiftly young Skywalker. Anyone violates you, just look through the Dark Shield and stick your tongue at them. They can't see you. If someone gives you the room to get by, give them a friendly gesture of thanks. They probably own a scooter too. Don't mess with the big trucks. They have the ability to make pain.

    Rubbernecking is the kiss of death. If you want to see people who suffer more than you, go to a homeless shelter and help those guys with some food or clothes. Don't get mad a people using cell phones. We all do it, and they have saved more lives than caused more accidents. If you have a fast car, drive it fast. If you have a minivan with kids inside, don't drive it like a race car.

    That is my story today. It will change. So will I. Thanks.


 

dave@wyzenheimer.com